National No Housework Day
annually on April 7th
Maybe the floor could use a good sweep and mopping. Perhaps the carpet needs to be vacuumed. The trash bin is full and so is the laundry basket. That's no matter—today is No Housework Day—it can and must wait until tomorrow!
How to Observe National No Housework Day
There are plenty of things you could do today. You could drink a beer, watch public television, eat some coffee cake, or get your pet some health insurance. But whatever you do, don't do any housework! It is not allowed!