Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
annually on January 12th
What can a day called Feast of Fabulous Wild Men be about? As far as we can tell, it is a day for feasting one's eyes on hunky, good-looking men—men who are both fabulous, being classy and refined; and wild, being unrestrained, rugged, and free. There should be no shame in staring today because it's a holiday!
How to Observe Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
Celebrate the day by feasting your eyes on fabulous and wild looking men. There is no need to have any shame, and you could even tell the men how good you think they look. Besides feasting your eyes on men you see every day, you could also celebrate the day by attending a Chippendales show. If you aren't able to get to one, you could always look at pictures of some of the hottest men of all time. If you are a man and you wish someone was feasting their eyes on you, maybe today is a good day to put down the beer and cheese puffs and start a real exercise routine.